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COMBINED HOGWARTS HOUSE EVALUATION : 005. Slytherpuff/Hufflerin

G e n e r a l - P e r s o n a l i t y

Slytherpuffs are often very well-rounded, and can see both sides of every story. They are sharply focused, but this does not blind them, as they are not in a rush to do anything. They are perfectionists, and want every little detail of their world to be right. They examine everything, and try to place themselves in the proper position to get what they want. They are great speakers, and have a warming ability that draws in others.

P o s i t i v e - & - N e g a t i v e - T r a i t s

Slytherpuffs are brilliant at reading people, and because of this they get along with just about everyone. They can go with the flow and know what to say to please, because they are good at judging how you will react to what they say. This makes them brilliant in a salesman aspect, as they can be incredibly persuasive and friendly. They try their best to make everyone comfortable, rather than hurt anyone’s feelings.

However, Slytherpuffs also have a tendency to hurt other’s without trying, due to this need not to. They are so busy trying to make those directly in front of them pleased, that they have trouble seem the little details around. They are big picture people, and they can be naive in this way. They want to see things a certain way, and they can deny things around them to achieve this.

C o m m o n - S t a r - S i g n s

An incredibly common sign for a Slytherpuff is Virgo, as they are very particular about what they want. Other common signs for Slytherpuffs are Gemini and Libra, though of course any sign is possible.

H o b b i e s

Slytherpuffs tend toward more social hobbies, such as sports or theatre, but when they get into these hobbies they want to be at the top of them. They want to be the best there is at everything they do, and though they aren’t rude about this, it is very obvious that they are trying to climb their way up. 

F r i e n d s h i p s

Slytherpuffs tend to have a wide circle of acquaintances, because they will often form these relationships when it shows as convenient. Still, they try to keep some distance between these bonds, as they do not want to feel too emotionally obligated, which can happen for them easily. So instead they choose their close friends wisely, making sure it won’t hurt them in the long run. 

I n t i m a t e - R e l a t i o n s h i p s

Much like they are with their friends, Slytherpuffs are very particular about their romances. They are terrified of being hurt, because that is something that sticks with them. They don’t want to jump into any kind of relationship because of that, however they are also very affectionate, which can cause them to crave one. This causes them to have many careless crushes or flings, that won’t be too emotionally baring. 

T y p o l o g y

The average typology for a Slytherpuff is ESFJ (Extroverted-Sensing-Feeling-Judging), as they are very people-oriented and considerate. 

A b n o r m a l - P s y c h o l o g y

Note: This section of the analysis is not diagnosis, just a common observation. Do not take it as a diagnosis, nor ask me to diagnose you. If you believe you may have a disorder of some kind and are concerned about it, please seek a professional.

Slytherpuffs tend to focus on the forward, as well as what affects them, which can cause them to seem somewhat attention hungry. They do not mean any harm by this, but to others they can at times come off as a bit dramatic. They are emotional and social creatures, which can cause them to unwillingly become dependent on others to varying degrees.

R e l i g i o u s - V i e w s

Slytherpuffs are rarely ones to stray off into any specific belief. They do not often vary off their chosen path, so they do not think of what is that far into the future, or alternately that far in the past. They do not argue on religion and do not care either way, they are generally indifferent.

P o l i t i c a l - V i e w s

Slytherpuffs enjoy politics, but they can have difficulty in debate. This is because, though they are good at convincing others of their point, they cannot always make everyone happy. This is a concept that is difficult for them to understand, and therefore incredibly stressful to them.

C a r e e r s

Slytherpuffs like job choices where they can constantly interact with others. They do not like to be considered average, however, so whatever they choose to do with their life, they want to be the absolute best they can be at that skill. They want to thrive and feel like they have a constant forward motion.

I d e a l - E n v i r o n m e n t

The ideal environment for a Slytherpuff is one where they can keep their minds socially active, and feel their own inner energy. This makes them very comfortable with cities as well as bustling small towns.

S e l f - P e r c e p t i o n

Slytherpuffs are never sure what to make of themselves, nor do they feel it is their place. They think their reputation is what makes their mark, and defines their goodness.

L i f e - M i s s i o n

The mission of a Slytherpuff is to make a difference in a way they feel appropriate, and that shows off their fullest potential.