jellyfilledcondoms:

Cats sleeping in odd places

mentalillnessmouse:

[Image: 18-piece green-coloured background with a common house mouse. Top text reads: “Can’t tell if paranoia or valid concern” Bottom text reads: “Get paranoid that you’re only paranoid, then get paranoid that you might not be paranoid”]

Paranoiaception? Either way, I haven’t been paying attention.

Submitted by day-black 

mentalillnessmouse:

[Image: 18-piece green-coloured background with a common house mouse. Top text reads: “Just get a grip!” Bottom text reads: “Around your neck? Sure!”]

youre-a-lizard-harry:

no need to be so starkastic